You read that right, fans and friends. No one knows just how it will all go down, but we all know sooner or later that the world is destined for a zombie apocalypse. In this new post-apocalyptic land of the roaming undead, several MMA fighters stand out as possible beacons of hope amidst the chaos. No place will ever be safe again, but having them by your side makes wherever you are that much safer. Here are my top five fighters most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. ...

For the past month everyone in the MMA community has been asking....is it still on? Is War Machine (10-3) versus "Tex" Aaron Johnson (6-2) at Wild Bill's in Atlanta April 17 still on? The answer is yes! ...

Twenty-six year old Cincinnati stud “Relentless” Roger Bowling (5-0) has signed an exclusive contract with San Jose-based MMA promotion Strikeforce, according to a reliable source. ...

The Ultimate Fighter 6 contestant and ever-controversial War Machine (9-3), formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver, has officially entered the world of X-rated video. According to a brief report from MMA Mania, War Machined filmed his debut sex scene for Digital Playground last week. War Machine partnered with adult star Riley Steele to be forever memorialized in sexual celluloid. ...

Twenty-six year old Cincinnati stud "Relentless" Roger Bowling (5-0) has been forced out of a long-awaited first test at the big time versus The Ultimate Fighter 6 contestant War Machine (8-2), formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver, at XFC 9 in Tampa 5 September due to broken knuckles injured in his 41-second TKO of Devon Plaisance (2-4) at MMA Big Show in Belterra 25 July. Jason Appleton, Bowling's manager, told Fighters.com Saturday morning, "Roger is devestated because he had a lot of people already with plane tickets in-hand, vacations planned, etc., all of which having to be cancelled. [UFC Matchmaker] Joe Silva and people from Strikeforce were awaiting the outcome of this fight. It was a damn big deal. It's a sad situation, but it's got to be put on hold." A frustrated War Machine described the unfortunate circumstance with a bit more color: "Roger Bowling is a fucking pussy! Twice we have been scheduled to fight now and twice he has suddenly gotten injured two weeks before the fight! If you're scared to fight the War Machine, don't sign on the dotted line, faggot!" ...

TUF 7 competitor Mike Dolce (3-6) and TUF 6 competitor War Machine (5-2), formerly Jon Koppenhaver, are set to fight in Mobile 21 November. "I just got the contract," Dolce told Fighters.com Tuesday. The fight was originally scheduled for 18 October; but, War Machine pulled out due to an injury suffered during training. Dolce had chided War Machine in a post on The Underground message board, saying, "I can certainly say that I was not coming into this bout 100% healthy, though I had never considered backing out.  The promoter is out thousands of advertising dollars, nearly twenty athletes are out an anticipated payday after six hard weeks of training and thousands of fans are left holding tickets." ...